Large Hadron Collider Finally Pays Off: Discovers New Range Rover

Unfortunately, the LHC has yet to discover the elusive Higgs Boson particle, but on a positive note auto industry analysts and Range Rover stock holders had also hoped the LHC would reveal the 2012 version of the company's sport utility vehicle, as predicted by the 2011 model. Which of course will help us better understand how a sport SUV should handle while still providing the same luxurious ride as a similarly priced sedan. - GizMo